Welcome to the madness.
So… I don’t know much about 1d. Like I know their names sort of but not what names goes to what face. Except Harry. That motherfucker is adorable.
But I just had a dream where I banged one of them? Like… My mom and I had made friends with them somehow and they were in town? So my mom and harry were just chilling in some lounge at somebody’s house and I came and sat down to hang. And then the blonde one came in and was like all about me… But like, we knew each other. And harry and my mom were making jokes about the sexual tension. So then me and the blonde one started kissing, like at first as a joke then it got all hot and heavy and everyone was like “Jesus get a room”. And then everyone disappeared and we banged on that couch.
But by the end the blonde one had kinda morphed into Bradley James.
And then there was this whole apocaplypic sub story with this crazy ass lightening storm that made shit erupt and go crazy in ny little town and it fucked up the weather so it snowed all over SLO. And people were taking trains to escape the town…. It was nuts.
So apparently while I was away from tumbly you guys created a new post type? Texts posts on top of screenshots? I dig it.
Who will be the first person to make text post gifs? Since that is the natural progression I see happening here…
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters