Welcome to the madness.
So… I don’t know much about 1d. Like I know their names sort of but not what names goes to what face. Except Harry. That motherfucker is adorable.
But I just had a dream where I banged one of them? Like… My mom and I had made friends with them somehow and they were in town? So my mom and harry were just chilling in some lounge at somebody’s house and I came and sat down to hang. And then the blonde one came in and was like all about me… But like, we knew each other. And harry and my mom were making jokes about the sexual tension. So then me and the blonde one started kissing, like at first as a joke then it got all hot and heavy and everyone was like “Jesus get a room”. And then everyone disappeared and we banged on that couch.
But by the end the blonde one had kinda morphed into Bradley James.
And then there was this whole apocaplypic sub story with this crazy ass lightening storm that made shit erupt and go crazy in ny little town and it fucked up the weather so it snowed all over SLO. And people were taking trains to escape the town…. It was nuts.