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jordynelsonsass:

Friend (to me): I’m considering re-buying all of them hard copy and not opening them till I have kids and be like, “Here is my childhood son/daughter.”
Friend (turning into Dad): You will relive my childhood and you will praise Dumbledore, love Harry, hate Snape, shake your head at Ron, be annoyed by Hermione, and enjoy Fred and George’s wit.Or there will be SPANKINGS!
Child: Dad, books are boring.
Dad: YOU’RE boring. Now READ DAMN IT, READ!
Child: Dad, my eyes hurt.
Dad: HARRY LOST HIS PARENTS AND YOUR CRYING CUZ YOUR EYES HURT.
Dad: YOU SHOULD BE IN HUFFLEPUFF
Dad: YOU PROBABLY COULDN’T EVEN USE THE DISARMING SPELL SINCE YOU’RE SO USELESS
Dad: NEVILLE WAS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU IN HIS FIRST YEAR THAN YOU ARE IN YOUR SEVENTH.
Child: I want to read Twilight
Friend (as newscaster): A murder occurred in the small town of…

Then this happened:

Alternate Ending!
Dad: YOU ARE NOT A WIZARD SON YOUR A WIZNERD
Child: Dad, stop.
Dad: VOLDEMORT NEVER STOPPED HOW ELSE WOULD HAVE HARRY GAINED STRENGTH IF NOT FOR VOLDEMORT’S INSISTENCE.
Dad: YOU COULD BE STANDING ON THE WORD “BRAVERY” AND STILL COULDN’T PRODUCE GODRIC GRYFFINDORS WORD.
Dad: I’M SO GLAD WE ARE A MUGGLE FAMILY BECAUSE I’D BE EVEN MORE DISSAPOINTED IN YOU IF WE WERE WIZARDS.
Dad: (whispers) I hate you…
Dad: IF YOU WENT TO HOGWARTS YOU’D WORK FOR FILCH

And after:

Friend: My poor kids.
Me: Just not Filch! Don’t do that to them!
Friend: It’s either that or i=I don’t send him to Hogwarts and just send him to private tutoring with Umbridge.

1 note on Sep 22, 2014Via / Source
This is the convo my friend had with his imaginary child today about Harry Potter...
Friend (to me): I'm considering re-buying all of them hard copy and not opening them till I have kids and be like, "Here is my childhood son/daughter."
Friend (turning into Dad): You will relive my childhood and you will praise Dumbledore, love Harry, hate Snape, shake your head at Ron, be annoyed by Hermione, and enjoy Fred and George's wit.Or there will be SPANKINGS!
Child: Dad, books are boring.
Dad: YOU'RE boring. Now READ DAMN IT, READ!
Child: Dad, my eyes hurt.
Dad: HARRY LOST HIS PARENTS AND YOUR CRYING CUZ YOUR EYES HURT.
Dad: YOU SHOULD BE IN HUFFLEPUFF
Dad: YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T EVEN USE THE DISARMING SPELL SINCE YOU'RE SO USELESS
Dad: NEVILLE WAS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU IN HIS FIRST YEAR THAN YOU ARE IN YOUR SEVENTH.
Child: I want to read Twilight
Friend (as newscaster): A murder occurred in the small town of...
1 note on Sep 22, 2014

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

231,999 notes on Sep 19, 2014Via / Source

weunderstandthelights:

andrewscottindeed:

1. contemplative tongue                
2. sexy tongue                      
3. intrigued tongue
4. involved tongue                         
5. erotic tongue                    
6. lizard tongue
7. ‘phwoar …excited’ tongue         
8. tasty sexy apple tongue    
9. sexy USB tongue

 (via thelimpingdoctor)

23,192 notes on Sep 19, 2014Via / Source

I was about 16, working with Imelda Staunton. I had a girlfriend, and we’d said, “Oh, we’ll not do Valentine’s Day. Don’t do any of that.” I was relaying that to Imelda, and she told me that no matter what any girl says, “just fucking do something.”

That makes me like her a little more.

1,002 notes on Sep 19, 2014Via / Source

So… I don’t know much about 1d. Like I know their names sort of but not what names goes to what face. Except Harry. That motherfucker is adorable.

But I just had a dream where I banged one of them? Like… My mom and I had made friends with them somehow and they were in town? So my mom and harry were just chilling in some lounge at somebody’s house and I came and sat down to hang. And then the blonde one came in and was like all about me… But like, we knew each other. And harry and my mom were making jokes about the sexual tension. So then me and the blonde one started kissing, like at first as a joke then it got all hot and heavy and everyone was like “Jesus get a room”. And then everyone disappeared and we banged on that couch.

But by the end the blonde one had kinda morphed into Bradley James.

And then there was this whole apocaplypic sub story with this crazy ass lightening storm that made shit erupt and go crazy in ny little town and it fucked up the weather so it snowed all over SLO. And people were taking trains to escape the town…. It was nuts.

Umm what?

1 note on Aug 11, 2014

the lion king + tumblr .

74,364 notes on Aug 11, 2014Via / Source

pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it

348,840 notes on Aug 10, 2014Via / Source

cum-fraiche:

chocolateist:

Girl meets world addresses Cultural appropriation

I need to watch this show.

oooommmmgggggggg

99,180 notes on Aug 10, 2014Via / Source

GloZell shows why cultural representation is so important (x)

276,356 notes on Aug 10, 2014Via / Source

Kanye looks tore the fuck up

99,126 notes on Aug 10, 2014Via / Source

k-k-strider:

Whipping out the old games—when SUDDENLY!

What’s that? I could go on a date with YOUNG CHRIS EVANS! I mean, ahem… “Tyler”…

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

I was just talking about this game with my aunt!!!! Except I think we had the version without the phone…..

All I remember is her loving “Brad” lolololol.

11,972 notes on Aug 04, 2014Via / Source

officinalis:

modificationnotmutilation:

solarcoaster:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

This is so embarrassing.

Hahahaha

Oh dear

134,325 notes on Aug 04, 2014Via / Source